“Beamed Up, Still Too Chunky Pillow”

“Meet the royal chonk who’s got UFOs rethinking their abduction policy. This plush throw pillow features a crowned black-and-white cat caught in an alien beam, with one tiny problem—he’s not exactly spaceship-sized. Perfect for cat lovers, space nerds, and anyone who appreciates a good chonk joke. Soft, quirky, and guaranteed to make you smile every time you see it.”